AN OPEN LETTER TO YOU

FROM RADIO FREE HANS ISLAND

Dear Radio Free Hans Island Dot Com Readers:

This page is your page.

Please consider this an open invitation to write in and ask us any questions you might have about life on Hans Island, programming on RFHI, or on anything at all.

Our team of trained researchers are here to answer your questions, however big or small.

Indeed, because they are paid by the word, many are literally starving to death. Plucky, determined professionals that they are, they have refused all charity attempts to give them food and water, insisting instead to live upon faint hope and distant memories of happier times.

Only you can help them. So even if you don't really care enough to ask us anything, won't you at least fake it and pretend to care enough and ask us a question to stop the starving in the researchers' room here at Radio Free Hans Island?

As always, your identity will be protected, if you so wish, and if we feel like it.

Send in your questions today to letters [AT] radiofreehansisland [DOT] com

Thanking you.

Sincerely,

Hans B. Hansmann

General Manager & Director of Programming