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RFHI's cutting edge modern main on-air studio "A". Notice use of asbestos curtains to regulate any unwanted echo as well as oxygen flow in the studio. No performer has ever gone over time twice at RFHI and lived to tell of it.

RFHI "Master Control" with Lard Gitterman at the controls. Such is Lard's extreme dedication to RFHI that he has continued in his job crafting the audio output of RFHI despite his untimely death and subsequent embalming.

Closeup of RFHI "Master Control" board requiring over 1000 hours of training to run it. Unfortunately, no one on staff has ever had 1000 hours of training (as there was nobody with 1000 hours training to teach it) and so it is run pretty much on guess work and wild hunches.

RFHI also sells the latest home entertainment technology with which Hansians can enjoy the full monophonic quality of RFHI programming in their own abodes. Above is the latest portable radio receiver sold by RFHI which weighs a scant 121 pounds! Even the weakest Hansian girly can lift it easily following a rigid steroid diet lasting no less than 63 days, supplied with each set.

The final jewel in our RFHI technological crown - our custom made tri- voltage Mo-Dem that connects us to the world wide web. Its blistering speed allows us to "upload" the very page you are now reading in less than 6 days. Incredible! Manufactured for RFHI by "Circuit City".

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